While glancing through my Google news feed, I spotted this story over at NME.Com about Peaches Geldof's marriage to one of the guys from Chester French that happened a while back. He was talking about how the marriage was a sham and how he only married her so his group could get more followers on Twitter or whatever. I don’t recall ever seeing his band mentioned in any of the tabloid articles around the time of the sham-arriage and it turned out that the album only sold like 48 copies or some shit, anyways.
You have to question a man who throws all his morals down the toilet just to increase his popularity. In fact, I questioned it so much, that I asked some of my friends what they thought of his sacrilegious antics, and guess what, none of them had ever heard of him or his group. I guess Chester French are one of those acts that only exist on the internet and in Peaches Geldof’s pussy.
I mean, I know they were only together for six months, but I’m pretty sure he hit that like 5 – 15 times over that period. At least he can look back and tell his kids about how he once banged Bob Geldof’s daughter and tricked her into marrying him so he could get more followers on Twitter. But looking back over the article, he was probably being sarcastic. You know how these young internet-celebs like to be all ‘tongue in cheek’ when they’re being interviewed. But anyways, my friend Ernest Baker, who now works over at Complex (congrats!), interviewed Chester French a while back. Check out that interview here.
Also, I was certain that Ginger Kid from ATCN was in Chester French, but on closer inspection, I think they just look kinda similar.
Words: Donald Crunk
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