Everyone keeps comparing La Roux to Little Boots to Ladyhawke, saying that they all sound the same because they have hard-ons for 80’s inspired pop and what not, but who is the true champ? We put them head to head (to head) to see who really has the biggest balls.
LTTLE BOOTS
Here Little Boots looks like she records all her songs in her bedroom while not wearing much below the waist - which we suppose is where the majority of her 'bedroom-pop-starlet' charm lays. It’s like ‘oh I was just about to take my top off too, but I’m busy writing another hit.’ We weren’t really impressed with her hair at this point, but when she went blonde…
…it was like ‘Boo-fucking-yow!’ She looks like some kind of Swedish chambermaid, which is pretty sexy, right? Also, are we the only ones who noticed she shows off her legs, a lot? Plus that keyboard is always pretty close to her vagina. Maybe that helps her to write the hits? Just a thought.
Pop-o-meter – 3/5
LA ROUX
Have you ever seen La Roux smile? She always looks like someone’s pissed in her coco-pops. But one thing that puts her head and shoulders above the competition is her quiff. It’s the John Belushi of Quiffs. If De Niro was still as good as an actor as he was in say Taxi Driver, then he’d blatantly use La Roux’s hair for inspiration. Moody pouting and exceptionally good hair are perfect fuck-buds. Plus everyone likes La Roux. We heard some kids singing In for the kill on the bus the other day and they looked like female members of Dipset, so it was a bit of a shock for us. But hey, everyone loves La Roux!
Pop-o-meter: 4/5
LAZYHAWKE
We’re guessing that Lazyhawke is meant to appeal to the type of guy who likes his women slightly ‘worn-in’. “Oh you do lots of coke and have lots of sexual partners? Where do I sign up!” She’s definitely been around the block a few hundred times, but maybe that’s not a bad thing. Experience breeds knowledge, right? Anyways, check her out up there channelling her ‘inner-OJ’. The photographer was probably like, ‘Picture yourself as OJ slipping on his leather ‘homicide-gloves’ to brutally murder his wife and her lover, but also see that as a metaphor for you killing the music industry’. Yep, we can definitely imagine that shoot being just like that.
Pop-o-meter: 2.5/5
Words: Backyard Betty & Donald Crunk
3 comments:
Why couldnt you talk about their actual musical abilities rather than hair and foolishness?
I met Ladyhawk, she looks like a man.
At anonymous...because it's a style blog you spastic.
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