9.Flirting: Sexually playful banter and double-entredes are fun, but when do I get to play clit-tennis with your coochie?
8. Judd Apatow: There’s only so long that being Jewish and producing Anchorman can make people forget you had anything to do with Fun with Dick and Jane.
7.Tupac: You know he got raped in the slammer, right?
6.Kel from Kenan & Kel: When it comes to duos, the fat guy is always cooler. Plus who gives a flying shit about orange soda?
5. Drugs: Oh, so now you can’t enjoy this party, meet my parents or suck my dick without being high? You’re such a fucking loser.
4. Andy Warhol: Dude, you weren’t that creative. Plus you looked like a skinny, taller version of Elton John with a weird haircut.
3. Exercise: If you have to work out five times a week to look good, then you were probably horribly overweight and not that good to look at in the first place, fatso.
2. Being John Malkovich: Who wants to walk around this guys head? It’s probably full of gay porn and midgets who like to watch John Malkovich movies.
1. Seth Rogan: There’s only so long that being Jewish and starring in Anchorman can make people forget you had anything to do with You, Me & Dupree.
Words: Donald Crunk
Previously: That's Not Gangsta: Pt.1, Pt.2
8 comments:
If only you had 1/3 of Andy Warhols talent. Fucking prick
ha, love it
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Again this is too much like an old vice article. And vice is shit, why would you imitate them? Go find some new reference points.
Are you crazy? I invented this style of writing and I invented blogs, so this is the most original thing that your eyes will ever witness.
I am not fat or ugly; but I do go to the gym 5 times a week.
You and Andy Warhol can play clit tennis with me any day, then we can all drink orange soda...
It is bad form to speak ill of the dead,leave Pac alone; when has it been funny to mock rape victims?
Why is everything always about sex on here? Maybe someone is not getting none.
Until next time Slut.
I think he has made me his jump off! He only calls me when all other options are unavailable.
Aarggghhhh... I want to ripe his dick of stew it and feed it to him!!!
I want to boil his nuts and stick then up his arse!!!
Sew his top lip to bottom, so when he screams the flesh on his face rips and causes him endless pain.
How dare he use ME!!!
Slow or wot! I thought U would hav the pic’s of Ri Ri Necked, posted all over ur blog by now bein da sex crazed creature dat u are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8HqyAfd3Cg
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